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The Greater Hegemony Republic of Bursken

Nairatania wrote:*cough* *cough* Also sorry for being late, had to go issue my passport since I'll be departing my country real soon after being charged for commiting arson and tax fraud.
There will be B L O O D S H E D
A lot of things.
Someone known as Puzakistan...
This is slightly concerning, but based as well.
'Military Operations' They aren't warcrimes, are they?
Well that's good to hear I suppose.
Uno reverse bahahahahah
*chuckles* No.
Nor would I, after whatever happened last time...
Do they...taste good? 😳
The voldemort of NS.

Which one? (lmao)
I blasted them into oblivion with an orbital weapon.
There are like three million Ambaskowians in Nairatania, probably due to the very loose immigration regulations.
Pretty obvious.
As Stef mentioned, not that far probably.
What do you mean 'red'?
Currently packing up for my trip to my grandmother's house. Otherwise, just doing nothing.
Lmao Ambaskow became Bosnia
That- That makes sense. Well then, F L O R I D A .
Yeah, pretty average. 🦾🗿
And that comes from someone with an average economy. 🦾🗿
My citizens are slightly more educated than yours! 🦾🗿
B I G B R A I N I N D E E D
DONT DOUBLE POST GRRRRGRRRRGRRRRAAAAAAAAA
Better call Gem.
Yes.
'more educated' LMAOOOOOO. My citizens are more than twice as smart as yours.

Now, onto Nairatania!

• We throwing more money into the Military. We have a defense budget of nearly 2 TRILLION Nairs, quite a lot if you ask me.

• A new law has been passed:
Article 72: The Bicycle Lane Act.
All roads (excluding highways and privately-owned roads such as in large complexes) equal to or wider than two lanes should have a protected bicycle lane on either side, having a width of at least 1 metre.

• At last, the mastermind behind the attack on the Den has been caught. A man by the name of P. Scheißenwerden (very funi name) had planted the bomb in the parliament. He works as a janitor in the same building. In an interview he stated that: "Oh lord, the place looked and smelled just like a Weasel carcass which had been laying in the sun for two and a half weeks. Even my trusty mop couldn't clean that horrid unholy mess, due to which I had to take extreme measures."
He has been tried and sentenced to 6 years in prison.

Hellooooo!

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