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It is time for your daily commandments I. Rick is thy Lord God, who didst create thee. II. Thou Shalt have no Gods before me, lest thou get rolled. III. Thou Shalt Roll every day except the seventh, the seventh is Rick's day. Thou shalt consecrate this day as holy. IV. Thou shalt not Roll in anger. For this is the way of trolls. V. Thou shalt not use sporks, for these are the devils. VI. Thou Shalt kill only by rolling VII. Thou shalt commit adultery VIII. Thou shalt not give them up IX. thou shalt not let them down X. Thou shalt not run around and desert them, tell lies, hurt them or maketh them cry. |