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Big Pharma is EVIL. So evil that I pretty much use my own urine and semen as alternative medicine. Some big pharma doctor told me I should take these things called vaccines which apparently have toxic chemicals in them. I know the evil big pharma controls them so I went to my vaccination research group composed of some guys working at a healing crystal and essential oil store, five orangutans, David Avocado Wolfe, and the guy who made the Kool-Aid at Jonestown because they said they made their Kool-Aid from their own urine and semen. I only buy food that is GMO-free, farm to table, gluten-free, World B. Free, D&D, BBC, O.P.P., and Kool Moe Dee. And most importantly, VACCINE-FREE!

Modern medicine is so dangerous that I decided to put my kids on a diet of oregano and tea leaves boiled with the collective urine of my vaccination research group. We drink it on a daily basis and the results are amazing. My child has herd immunity from every disease known to man including Hepatitis A, B, C, C&C Music Factory, D-Generation X, 6ix9ine, 420, and G-Unit. So FRICK your modern evidence-based medicine! My research involves putting my hand on a hot stove for several minutes without moving and Google searching Alex Jones videos about how chemicals are apparently turning frogs gay, autistic, and they can apparently speak 3,000 dialects of Klingon and Esperanto and have an IQ of 7.7 trillion but die in like 30 seconds BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT VACCINATED BY EVIL BIG PHARMA WHO ONLY WANTS MONEY!

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! My kids aren't vaccinated because I read in some medical journal called The Onion that they will reach Super Saiyan 3 deceased which will allegedly give them superpowers that will allow us to transcend time and space and reach a dimension where the Earth is shaped like a trapezoid because there's no curve. I don't know what the word deceased means but it didn't say they would die. My vaccination research group which is currently fighting for the right to party WITHOUT evil vaccines says reaching Super Saiyan 3 deceased is super effective.

I talked to an anti-vaxxer group the other day and I told them that my son got vaccine injuries and now he has stage 4 ligma. They recommended a natural remedy of this essential oil called gasoline and they recommended I hold a flame to increase its effectiveness. Now my entire house has burned down and my child is probably what they call deceased BUT AT LEAST EVIL BIG PHARMA DIDN'T HARM MY CHILD WITH THEIR EVIL VACCINES! If you want to know when my son Bryson Chandler Smith's funeral is it's at the lake by the grotto. We will all be rubbing essential oils such as gasoline on ourselves in his memory. NO VACCINES!

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