"haiwuenekeiejehrjr" "Oh my gosh shut up" Today had just not been Kate Nash's day. First she had been sent to look after the Skyfoogle because Marina was "sick" (she was infact having a standing on your head balancing ice cream cones on your nose tournaments), then the Skyfoogle had wanted to have ginger pudding which she did not know how to make so it had eaten her hair because it was ginger. And now it was getting all upset because she was being mean. Sighing, Kate gingerly stepped over its huge claws and kissed its forehead "I'm sorry, would you like a bed time story?" "Ehieuri3hrkdodhdls zo3j3858&@÷¥÷£&~{28\{●♤●■♤" "Aww how sweet, Alice In Wonderland it is then."
meanwhile, at Cüntface Cliff
"Oh dear." The Lollipop lady frowned. Through her gold gilded, ruby jewelled human bone made telescope she could see the heist of the boat was not going well in the slightest. Team Plug Socket was screaming loudly as they were being reprimanded for their actions, very severely too. The Hypnotiser felt as though somebody had pulled his stomach out. All these years of hard work and they were going to be foiled. All the sacrifices. All the blood sweat and record selling, their dreams were never coming true- Lollipop Lady reached out for his hand "Its ok" she whispered gently, kissing him. "You know they will come to find us, but we cannot let them win like this." "...shall we?" The Hypnotisers eyes watered, as Lollipop Lady kissed him tenderly. "You and I, we were born to die."
"That'll be 10 million Neyde Fenedes please!" Startled, the two looked up to see Lana Del Rey in her helicopter. "What on earth-" "Can't pay up? Too bad!" She pulled out her missile, pulled the trigger and... bullseye! Soon all that remained of the base and the two villains was a big hole.
"Keep it down!" Hissed Kate Nash from the Skyfoogle's cave, "he is trying to sleep!!" But it was too late. The Skyfoogle roared out, its screams echoing across the islands. "SUIEHEKEIRUEJENRBRJDJDHDHDJDJDJDHEIEUEJDJJSSIDIDISIJSJSJSJSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHSIDOEOROTUTUUUUU" "Oops" said Miss Juicy, before promptly being crushed by the Skyfoogles giant claws.
"NONONONONO'" Lana desperately flew away in her helicopter "THE PROPHECIES ARE COMING TRUE, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING" "What prophecies?" A very confused Frank Ocean asked "we literally have bo context for this." "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE YOU GREEN HAIRED-" But Lana didn't have time to finish, and the Skyfoogle clawed away the helicopters tail, sending it spiraling down towards the ship....
(OOC: this is probably gonna be one of my last posts ^_^ I hope you enjoy it!)
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