The World World Census

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.


1.	The Republic of Buyers United	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Motto”
2.	The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef	Father Knows Best State	“Murderers”
3.	The Mafian Economic Republic of The Dark System	Capitalist Paradise	“Money, Power, Respect!”
4.	The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre	Father Knows Best State	“sheep shoop”
5.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
6.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
8.	The Dictatorship of Corfad	Corporate Police State	“Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith”
9.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes	Anarchy	“Barbeque the homeless”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”