The World World Census

World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.


1.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No it is not”
2.	The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
3.	The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
4.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Get Outa Here!!”
5.	The Holy Empire of Haedlia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For the blessed nation!”
6.	The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Freedom is oppression and slavery.”
7.	The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
8.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
9.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
10.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”