The World World Census

World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.


1.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No it is not”
2.	The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.	The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
4.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
5.	The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed”
6.	The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
7.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
8.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
9.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
10.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”