The World World Census

World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.


1.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No it is not”
2.	The Incorporated States of Uniserve	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Our upstream provider did it!”
3.	The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Worldrankings: First and last.”
4.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
5.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
6.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
7.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.	The Holy Empire of Haedlia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For the blessed nation!”
9.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Corporate Police State	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
10.	The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland	Corporate Police State	“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”