The World World Census

World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.


1.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No it is not”
2.	The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
3.	The Incorporated States of Uniserve	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Our upstream provider did it!”
4.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
5.	The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
6.	The Holy Empire of Haedlia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For the blessed nation!”
7.	The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
8.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
9.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
10.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Corporate Police State	“An equal opportunity hate group.”