WindhoekWorld Census

The Highest Drug Use in Windhoek

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

1.	The State of Graham Wilson	Anarchy	“Upwards and Beyond”
2.	The State of Rheinhessen	Anarchy	“Haus”
3.	The State of Caribou Isle	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Done For What Evil?”
4.	The District of Mayl	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Community”
5.	The State of Mount Robinson	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“RIP”
6.	The Queen's State of Meldrum Bay	Democratic Socialists	“We The People Don't Care”
7.	The State of Western Elliston	Right-wing Utopia	“A unidade é a maior força, agora e para sempre”
8.	The State of Jechonias	Capitalist Paradise	“Ballpark Figure”