The Most Scientifically Advanced in Vending Emporium
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Vending Emporium is ranked 1,932nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
1. | The Snack Dispenser of Vending Machine | Anarchy | “*vending machine noises*” | |
2. | The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot Dog | Anarchy | “One hot dog a day” | |
3. | The Cheesy Snack of Cheetos Puffs | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cheese flavored snacks” | |
4. | The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn | Anarchy | “America's favorite popcorn brand” | |
5. | The Best Pop Tart Flavor of Smores Pop Tarts | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Toaster Pastries” | |
6. | The Limited Edition Cheetos of Twisted Cheetos Puffs | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cheese flavored snacks” | |
7. | The Left Leaning Chocolate of Left Twix | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Numerous biased studies show people prefer left twix” | |
8. | The Bizarre Sugar Snack of Sentient Candy Corn | Left-Leaning College State | “Candy united” | |
9. | The Salt Princess of Morton Salt Girl | Civil Rights Lovefest | “When it rains it pours” | |
10. | The Confused Fruit of Confused Tomato | Civil Rights Lovefest | “What the hell am I doing” |