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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Vending Emporium

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Vending Emporium is ranked 1,932nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

1.The Snack Dispenser of Vending MachineAnarchy“*vending machine noises*”
2.The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot DogAnarchy“One hot dog a day”
3.The Cheesy Snack of Cheetos PuffsCivil Rights Lovefest“Cheese flavored snacks”
4.The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar PopcornAnarchy“America's favorite popcorn brand”
5.The Best Pop Tart Flavor of Smores Pop TartsCivil Rights Lovefest“Toaster Pastries”
6.The Limited Edition Cheetos of Twisted Cheetos PuffsCivil Rights Lovefest“Cheese flavored snacks”
7.The Left Leaning Chocolate of Left TwixCivil Rights Lovefest“Numerous biased studies show people prefer left twix”
8.The Bizarre Sugar Snack of Sentient Candy CornLeft-Leaning College State“Candy united”
9.The Salt Princess of Morton Salt GirlCivil Rights Lovefest“When it rains it pours”
10.The Confused Fruit of Confused TomatoCivil Rights Lovefest“What the hell am I doing”
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