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The Safest in Vending Emporium

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Vending Emporium is ranked 1,257th in the world for Safest.

1.The Confused Fruit of Confused TomatoCivil Rights Lovefest“What the hell am I doing”
2.The Snack Dispenser of Vending MachineAnarchy“*vending machine noises*”
3.The Bizarre Sugar Snack of Sentient Candy CornLeft-Leaning College State“Candy united”
4.The Vegetable of GarbanzoCivil Rights Lovefest“Also known as chick peas”
5.The Salt Princess of Morton Salt GirlCivil Rights Lovefest“When it rains it pours”
6.The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar PopcornAnarchy“America's favorite popcorn brand”
7.The Left Leaning Chocolate of Left TwixCivil Rights Lovefest“Numerous biased studies show people prefer left twix”
8.The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot DogAnarchy“One hot dog a day”
9.The Best Pop Tart Flavor of Smores Pop TartsCivil Rights Lovefest“Toaster Pastries”
10.The Cheesy Snack of Cheetos PuffsCivil Rights Lovefest“Cheese flavored snacks”
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