The Safest in Vending Emporium
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Vending Emporium is ranked 1,257th in the world for Safest.
1. | The Confused Fruit of Confused Tomato | Civil Rights Lovefest | “What the hell am I doing” | |
2. | The Snack Dispenser of Vending Machine | Anarchy | “*vending machine noises*” | |
3. | The Bizarre Sugar Snack of Sentient Candy Corn | Left-Leaning College State | “Candy united” | |
4. | The Vegetable of Garbanzo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Also known as chick peas” | |
5. | The Salt Princess of Morton Salt Girl | Civil Rights Lovefest | “When it rains it pours” | |
6. | The Snack of Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn | Anarchy | “America's favorite popcorn brand” | |
7. | The Left Leaning Chocolate of Left Twix | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Numerous biased studies show people prefer left twix” | |
8. | The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot Dog | Anarchy | “One hot dog a day” | |
9. | The Best Pop Tart Flavor of Smores Pop Tarts | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Toaster Pastries” | |
10. | The Cheesy Snack of Cheetos Puffs | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cheese flavored snacks” |