The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Vending Emporium
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
1. | The Corporate Conglomerate of Happy Hot Dog | Anarchy | “One hot dog a day” | |
2. | The Pink Milk of Strawberry Flavored Milk | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Artificial flavor” | |
3. | The Best Pop Tart Flavor of Smores Pop Tarts | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Toaster Pastries” | |
4. | The Discontinued Cereal of Ice Cream Cones Cereal | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sweetened cereal scoops with crunchy cones” | |
5. | The Soft Drink Flavor of Fanta Strawberry | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be More Than One Flavor” | |
6. | The Made With Real Guavas of Guava Ice Cream | Anarchy | “No artificial flavoring” | |
7. | The Vegetable of Garbanzo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Also known as chick peas” | |
8. | The Rogue Nation of Cheeseburger Sliders | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My justice is superior to yours” | |
9. | The Salt Princess of Morton Salt Girl | Civil Rights Lovefest | “When it rains it pours” | |
10. | The Left Leaning Chocolate of Left Twix | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Numerous biased studies show people prefer left twix” |