VallettaWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Valletta

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

1.	The State of Capitol Square	Corporate Bordello	“Capital City”
2.	The Queen's State of Rudeltaktik	Corporate Bordello	“State”
3.	The State of Dodomabahn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“State”
4.	The Queen's State of John Brennan	Capitalist Paradise	“Protection”
5.	The State of Central Elliston	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Central”
6.	The Queen's State of Al itti	Moralistic Democracy	“Unity solidarity development”
7.	The State of Esprito Santo	Anarchy	“Ordem e Progresso”
8.	The District of RHW 9	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Our Community First”