The Fattest Citizens in Unknown
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Unknown is ranked 667th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Combined Power of Transnational Corporations | Compulsory Consumerist State | “There is no wrong way to make money.” | |
2. | The Commonwealth of Ulto | Psychotic Dictatorship | “This field is secret” | |
3. | The Crepuscular Conspiracy of Princess Shadow | Corporate Police State | “To banish the Shadow is to destroy the Light” | |
4. | The New Cruor Federation of Avakael | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hope Rides Alone” | |
5. | The Orc-Warg Dictatorship of Azkelon | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Evil Sauron Is Victorious” | |
6. | The United Socialist States of Snov Soukin | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The mission is not accomplished yet” | |
7. | The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt | New York Times Democracy | “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.” | |
8. | The Sanguine Empire of The Sounds of Laughter | Left-Leaning College State | “Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions” | |
9. | The Cruor Empire of Unknown Guardian | Iron Fist Socialists | “Incognitus Eternus Gloria” | |
10. | The Top Wolfmensch of Armaros | Father Knows Best State | “And so the light fades...” |