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The Fattest Citizens in Unknown

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Unknown is ranked 667th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Combined Power of Transnational CorporationsCompulsory Consumerist State“There is no wrong way to make money.”
2.The Commonwealth of UltoPsychotic Dictatorship“This field is secret”
3.The Crepuscular Conspiracy of Princess ShadowCorporate Police State“To banish the Shadow is to destroy the Light”
4.The New Cruor Federation of AvakaelCorrupt Dictatorship“Hope Rides Alone”
5.The Orc-Warg Dictatorship of AzkelonBenevolent Dictatorship“Evil Sauron Is Victorious”
6.The United Socialist States of Snov SoukinCorrupt Dictatorship“The mission is not accomplished yet”
7.The Sanguine Majesty of KshrlmntNew York Times Democracy“Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.”
8.The Sanguine Empire of The Sounds of LaughterLeft-Leaning College State“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions”
9.The Cruor Empire of Unknown GuardianIron Fist Socialists“Incognitus Eternus Gloria”
10.The Top Wolfmensch of ArmarosFather Knows Best State“And so the light fades...”
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