The Most Rebellious Youth in Unknown
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
1. | The Sanguine Empire of The Sounds of Laughter | Left-Leaning College State | “Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions” | |
2. | The Combined Power of Transnational Corporations | Compulsory Consumerist State | “There is no wrong way to make money.” | |
3. | The Cruor Empire of Unknown Guardian | Iron Fist Socialists | “Incognitus Eternus Gloria” | |
4. | The Governor of Berkley Run | New York Times Democracy | “Motttooooooooooooooo” | |
5. | The Hematic Dominions of Brassus | Democratic Socialists | “For the bloodshed has begun, no mercy will come” | |
6. | The Orc-Warg Dictatorship of Azkelon | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Evil Sauron Is Victorious” | |
7. | The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt | New York Times Democracy | “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.” | |
8. | The New Cruor Federation of Avakael | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hope Rides Alone” | |
9. | The United Socialist States of Snov Soukin | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The mission is not accomplished yet” | |
10. | The Top Wolfmensch of Armaros | Father Knows Best State | “And so the light fades...” |