United SocietyWorld Census

The Highest Drug Use in United Society

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

1.	The Federation of United IV	Anarchy	“Anarchy!”
2.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Guadalcanary Isles	New York Times Democracy	“Act or Accept”
3.	The Republic of Chicken is Chicken	Left-Leaning College State	“We eat chicken and waffles”
4.	The Democratic States of Microwavia Babius	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Prepare for the end of humanity by microwave”
5.	The Empire of Sulcatia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“OwO”