The Most Primitive in Union of Christian Nations
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
1. | The Lone One - One Man Band of Hasil Adkins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah!” | |
2. | The Devout Republic of Gilead | New York Times Democracy | “His Will Be Done” | |
3. | The Jingoistic States of Ennuard | Authoritarian Democracy | “And we'll pray that there's no God to punish us” |