UltharWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Ulthar

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Ulthar is ranked 18,361^st in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.	The Slouch of Ancient Panther	Left-wing Utopia	“There can be no covenants between men and lions”
2.	The Grey Parrot of Red Parrott	Civil Rights Lovefest	“ambassador parrot”
3.	The Crawling Chaos of A Cat	Anarchy	“It never reigns but it purrs”
4.	The Crown Princess of Ulthar of Black Kitten	Anarchy	“ᴮᵉ ᶜᵃᵗ. ᴰᵒ ᶜʳᶦᵐᵉˢ.”
5.	The Greatest of The Great Old Ones	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Unspeakable”
6.	The Perplexing Meanderings of Howard P Lovecraft	Iron Fist Consumerists	“It is said that in Ulthar, which lies...”
7.	The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Humanity has no future, except as shoggoth treats”