The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Tuvalu
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The State of Ancetres | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Paix - Travail - Patrie” | |
2. | The District of Ellice | Anarchy | “Community” | |
3. | The Queendom of Jeux d Ombres | Right-wing Utopia | “We Will Endure” | |
4. | The State of Marshford | Corporate Bordello | “still wet” | |
5. | The Queen's State of Roggeveen | New York Times Democracy | “Navigator islands” | |
6. | The State of Rolaids | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Opposites Work” | |
7. | The Colony of Tavangrao | Capitalist Paradise | “Tu Ioscova Ruistimas” | |
8. | The State of Tout Kris | Psychotic Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
9. | The State of Zyfyn | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” |