The Fattest Citizens in Tsumonrin
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Tsumonrin is ranked 9,351st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The New Space Communists of Great Red Bears | Corporate Police State | “Drink for the red Bear!” | |
2. | The First Holy Order of Nagriss | Corporate Police State | “Assassin all who dare” | |
3. | The Free Land of Watatsuki no Toyohime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best lack all conviction” | |
4. | The Hojc˙ngdomm of Helgryce | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Framscteg genn˙m Indusctrien” | |
5. | The Rogue Nation of Razarac AI | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Such imperfections must be purged.” | |
6. | The Assemblages of Free Planets of Venurian Space | Left-Leaning College State | “Chu aela qos lyrraq” | |
7. | The Commonwealth of Worklaw | Psychotic Dictatorship | “May Harpies pluck the eyes of our enemies” | |
8. | The Federal Republic of Czestowalskalia | New York Times Democracy | “Pravda vitěszi” | |
9. | The Szczęśliwa Księżniczka of Khaos Invaders | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We shall rise beyond the rest and set the skies ablaze!” | |
10. | The Republic of Hurtgenwald | Father Knows Best State | “Speed and Power” |