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The Fattest Citizens in Tsumonrin

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Tsumonrin is ranked 9,351st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The New Space Communists of Great Red BearsCorporate Police State“Drink for the red Bear!”
2.The First Holy Order of NagrissCorporate Police State“Assassin all who dare”
3.The Free Land of Watatsuki no ToyohimeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The best lack all conviction”
4.The Hojc˙ngdomm of HelgryceIron Fist Consumerists“Framscteg genn˙m Indusctrien”
5.The Rogue Nation of Razarac AIPsychotic Dictatorship“Such imperfections must be purged.”
6.The Assemblages of Free Planets of Venurian SpaceLeft-Leaning College State“Chu aela qos lyrraq”
7.The Commonwealth of WorklawPsychotic Dictatorship“May Harpies pluck the eyes of our enemies”
8.The Federal Republic of CzestowalskaliaNew York Times Democracy“Pravda vitěszi”
9.The Szczęśliwa Księżniczka of Khaos InvadersCorrupt Dictatorship“We shall rise beyond the rest and set the skies ablaze!”
10.The Republic of HurtgenwaldFather Knows Best State“Speed and Power”
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