The WestWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in The West

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

1.	The Frybarec of Lacmhacarh	Democratic Socialists	“Carsarh gereulacr”
2.	The Empire of Soft Fuzzy Things	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Don't go squish!”
3.	The Kingdom of Minote	Democratic Socialists	“Balance...”