The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Vast
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
1. | The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm | Corporate Police State | “Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto” | |
2. | The Whisky Empire of Martoosh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Drink Up” | |
3. | The Provisional Government of Northrop-Grumman Corp | Corporate Bordello | “.” | |
4. | The Empire of Kan Chetopia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
5. | The Alternate Provisional Gov't of Northrop Grumman | Libertarian Police State | “.” | |
6. | The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
7. | The Empire of Tarasovka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ab aeterno ad infinitum.” | |
8. | The Continuing Adventures of The Starship Command | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Because It's There.” | |
9. | The Federated Imperium of Kajal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia Mura risolu vi Ia Onou” | |
10. | The Herpetological Empire of Sakkra | New York Times Democracy | “I took a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math.” |