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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The United Kingdom

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The United Kingdom of Brighton Pavilion	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Held in trust for the young Prince.”
2.	The Protectorate of City of Westminster	Corporate Bordello	“For King and Country!”
3.	The Fiefdom of Port of London Authority	Civil Rights Lovefest	“For Emperor and the Empire!”
4.	The Royal Estate of Prince Henry	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“For Queen and Country!”
5.	The Protectorate of The Greater London Authority	Civil Rights Lovefest	“For King and Country!”