The Union Of Great Onionist NationsWorld Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

1.	The Armed Republic of Ialo	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Suppose it stands to reason that you would turn on me”
2.	The Republic of Docklands Light Railway 7	Authoritarian Democracy	“Strength Through Freedom”
3.	The People's Republic of Workers of union	Corrupt Dictatorship	“By The People For The People”
4.	The Loving Couple of -ArtF4n-	Father Knows Best State	“Lumity”
5.	The National Park of Laewid	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Glory Glory Lawid National Team, Glory Glory LNT!”