The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Union of Democratic States
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
1. | The Holy Empire of Irigoland | Corporate Police State | “Puppet of Bonaferia” | |
2. | The Census Ministry of Vendiagram | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Order Up!” | |
3. | The Free Land of Free Anarchic People | Corporate Bordello | “Law and Freedom without force” | |
4. | The United States of Corporate Bordelle | Capitalist Paradise | “Money is very powerful” | |
5. | The Free Land of Rnertersuneriat | Anarchy | “The meaning to life, the universe, and everything” | |
6. | The Federation of Zixonia | Corporate Bordello | “God, Homeland, Liberty!” | |
7. | The Empire of New havean | Anarchy | “We fight for freedom” | |
8. | The Democratic Mining Republic of Yithonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The People Yearn for the Mines” | |
9. | The Free Land of Sate Ponzi Scheme | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mo Money, less problems” | |
10. | The United States of Luntern | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Freedom” |