The Sweet UbiquityWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The Sweet Ubiquity

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

1.	The Zen State of Xilften	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Every day is a good day.”
2.	The Jolly Jingle Jangle of Fa-la-la-la-la	Democratic Socialists	“Where did you want these holly balls?”
3.	The Glitzy Gold of Left Angeles	Left-Leaning College State	“Look at us now, we're beautiful”
4.	The Tasty States of Paprika Islands	Democratic Socialists	“Spice or garnish, who's to say?”
5.	The United Socialist States of Kiwiwu	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“All For Kiwiwu”
6.	The Endless Stream of More Spiders	Corrupt Dictatorship	“That's right - I said more spiders!”
7.	The Melodious Zombie Chant of Ah Sham-lakalaka	Father Knows Best State	“Aaahhh Sham-lakalaka oy!”
8.	The Pink Zombie Paradise of Vox World	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Lift up your voices if they're not too heavy”
9.	The Turquoise Paradise of Shi Shi Lala	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Swanky!”
10.	The Final Countdown of Dumb Bucketlist	New York Times Democracy	“But then I thought when will I be back here?”

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