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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Sweet Ubiquity

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Melodious Zombie Chant of Ah Sham-lakalaka	Father Knows Best State	“Aaahhh Sham-lakalaka oy!”
2.	The Final Countdown of Dumb Bucketlist	New York Times Democracy	“But then I thought when will I be back here?”
3.	The Jolly Jingle Jangle of Fa-la-la-la-la	Democratic Socialists	“Where did you want these holly balls?”
4.	The Underground Protectorate of Gemography	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Keep Digging”
5.	The United Socialist States of Kiwiwu	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“All For Kiwiwu”
6.	The Glitzy Gold of Left Angeles	Left-Leaning College State	“Look at us now, we're beautiful”
7.	The Endless Stream of More Spiders	Corrupt Dictatorship	“That's right - I said more spiders!”
8.	The Tasty States of Paprika Islands	Democratic Socialists	“Spice or garnish, who's to say?”
9.	The Jingoistic States of Resting Sitchface	Capitalizt	“Leopards will never eat my face.”
10.	The Turquoise Paradise of Shi Shi Lala	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Swanky!”

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