The Sphincter RepublicWorld Census

The Lowest Crime Rates in The Sphincter Republic

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, The Sphincter Republic is ranked 18,554^th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

1.	The The Commune of Shrute Empire	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You couldn't handle my undivided attention.”
2.	The Confederacy of TikTok Rizz Party	Tyranny by Majority	“Pride and Industry”
3.	The Jingoistic States of Penzaryfynastathe	Iron Fist Socialists	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
4.	The Democratic States of Colored Sphincter	Left-Leaning College State	“We ARE a colored sphincter”
5.	The Democratic States of Non-Colored Sphincter	Corporate Bordello	“We are NOT a colored sphincter.”
6.	The Oppressed Peoples of The Evil Sphincter	Corporate Police State	“We are the EVIL sphincter.”
7.	The Incorporated States of Hi i am dave	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Түстүү сфинктер менин үйүм”
8.	The Free Land of Har Har Har Freddy Fazbear	Anarchy	“Har Har Har”