The Highest Crime Rates in the South Pacific
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,751st in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
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1. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
2. | Corporate Bordello | “Moon thy critics Brains.” | ||
3. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | Civil Rights Lovefest | “What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.” | ||
5. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus” | |
6. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
7. | Corporate Police State | “With oysters we thrive!” | ||
8. | ![]() | Capitalizt | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
9. | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Motto” | ||
10. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “We Love You just the way You are!” |