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The Most Secular in the South Pacific

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,945th in the world for Most Secular.

1.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
2.The Republic of Kiasu-ismInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
3.The PS2 Puppet of HeliospherePsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesLiberal Democratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
5.The Federal Republic of West green IsraelLiberal Democratic Socialists“For greener future”
6.The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.The United Socialist States of EmailistanScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
8.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoCivil Rights Lovefest“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
9.The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious PaperclipsIron Fist Consumerists“Insufficient experience to get experience”
10.The PS2 Puppet of IguanarcticaNew York Times Democracy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
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