The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,945th in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|2.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|3.||The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|5.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“For greener future”|
|6.||The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|
|7.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|
|8.||The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso||Civil Rights Lovefest||“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”|
|9.||The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Insufficient experience to get experience”|
|10.||The PS2 Puppet of Iguanarctica||New York Times Democracy||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|