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The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,681st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of PterodoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Chaotic lands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“Friendship is the ruin of nations”
3.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
5.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
6.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
7.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.The Republic of BuddhaiCapitalist Paradise“Motto”
9.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.The Confederated Districts of TreirAnarchy“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
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