The Longest Average Lifespans in the South Pacific
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,412th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
|1.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|2.||The PS2 Puppet of Thalasse||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|
|3.||The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait||Left-wing Utopia||“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|5.||The Dracocracy of Theorin||Democratic Socialists||“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”|
|6.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“For greener future”|
|7.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|8.||The Empire of Badger Wind||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!”|
|9.||The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie||Democratic Socialists||“yovaj gefovaj op vaji dunoretutopup ug uvas musuf Fvis.”|
|10.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|