The Rudest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
1. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
2. | The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
3. | The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories | Anarchy | “Make Hong Kong great again” | |
4. | The Red Panda Clan of Syvani | Anarchy | “Force of Togetherness” | |
5. | The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.” | |
6. | The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Anarchy | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
7. | The Rogue Nation of Wallanda | Capitalist Paradise | “War and Peace” | |
8. | The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil | Anarchy | “literally jesus christ” | |
9. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
10. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |