The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 10,895th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace through Power” | |
2. | The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” | |
3. | The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “OwO What's this?” | |
4. | The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | Anarchy | “That's your own problem!” | |
5. | The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed” | |
6. | The Strex Corp Subsidiary of Restorza | Corporate Police State | “Freedom costs money” | |
7. | The Commonwealth of Monianoli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Money we trust” | |
8. | The Republic of Ysarga | Corporate Bordello | “Sic Semper Tyrannis” | |
9. | The Free Land of Kitten-eaters | Corporate Bordello | “Fried kittens are tasty” | |
10. | The Democratic Republic of Anar land | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom” |