The Realm of LibertyWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Realm of Liberty

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The Empire of Bears and Falcons	Anarchy	“Patience is a conquering virtue.”
2.	The Dominion of QuietDraftee23	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”