The Parking LotWorld Census

The Most Stationary in The Parking Lot

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

1.	The Federal Republic of Zabruolor	New York Times Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité.”
2.	The Kingdom of Trumpland	New York Times Democracy	“Make America great again!”
3.	The Community of January6th	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“A Mostly Peaceful Protest”
4.	The People's State of North Dizzle	New York Times Democracy	“Providence Favors our Undertakings”
5.	The Holy Empire of PT-Cruiser	Authoritarian Democracy	“PT Stands for Part Two”
6.	The Colony of Six Flags	Capitalist Paradise	“We Like To Party”
7.	The Armed Republic of New Stormhamer	Corporate Police State	“Wow, Such Storm, Much Hamer!”
8.	The United States of Trump Towers II	Capitalist Paradise	“10 feet higher!”