The Parking LotWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Parking Lot

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Community of January6th	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“A Mostly Peaceful Protest”
2.	The Armed Republic of New Stormhamer	Corporate Police State	“Wow, Such Storm, Much Hamer!”
3.	The People's State of North Dizzle	New York Times Democracy	“Providence Favors our Undertakings”
4.	The Holy Empire of PT-Cruiser	Authoritarian Democracy	“PT Stands for Part Two”
5.	The Colony of Six Flags	Capitalist Paradise	“We Like To Party”
6.	The Kingdom of Trumpland	New York Times Democracy	“Make America great again!”
7.	The United States of Trump Towers II	Capitalist Paradise	“10 feet higher!”
8.	The Federal Republic of Zabruolor	New York Times Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité.”