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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,580th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Rogue Nation of MomstononistanCorporate Police State“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
2.The NPO High Inquisitor of MyrthCompulsory Consumerist State“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
3.The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIENFather Knows Best State“G👏G👏”
4.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsPsychotic Dictatorship“Obey or die”
5.The Greedland of AnaxoniaBenevolent Dictatorship“Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
6.The Dominion of TeufelvolkCivil Rights Lovefest“Fight to the death!”
7.The Kingdom of YellingtonCorporate Police State“We will crush anyone who stands in our path!”
8.The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant HivePsychotic Dictatorship“What Crota began, I complete. My will... conquers all!”
9.The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-NiggurathIron Fist Consumerists“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
10.The Queendom of Stevist GuamCorporate Bordello“For steve!”
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