The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the Pacific
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
1. | The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.” | |
2. | The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments | Iron Fist Consumerists | “[REDACTED]” | |
3. | The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
4. | The Greedland of Anaxonia | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!” | |
5. | The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
6. | The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive | Psychotic Dictatorship | “What Crota began, I complete. My will... conquers all!” | |
7. | The Dominion of Patriarchic Bliss | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” | |
8. | The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN | Father Knows Best State | “G👏G👏” | |
9. | The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Praise to Dr.Sigmundus” | |
10. | The City-State of Rho Ophiuchi | Capitalizt | “The Atmosphere is Nature's Bin” |