The North Pacific World Census

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.


1.	The Democratic Aeurepublicaa of Aeurithianar	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“We've Rocketships, Dinosaurs and RIP Queen Margaretar!”
2.	The Republic of Arch Dornan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Never be out of uniform”
3.	The United States of Oof Blub Nation	Left-wing Utopia	“Oof Wiggle What The F*ck”
4.	The Republic of Zeternia	Democratic Socialists	“Peace in equality”
5.	The Democratic Republic of Putzilvania	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Who, us?”
6.	The United Communes of Eurocom	Left-wing Utopia	“The Union makes us strong”
7.	The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Nothing is truly worthless, except a lack of will.”
8.	The Empire of Exkosia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Reason & Empathy”
9.	The Free Land of Crystal Creation	Democratic Socialists	“This world isn't a place it's a people.”
10.	The Free Land of Nord Botten	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”

The North PacificWorld Census