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The Fattest Citizens in the North

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the North is ranked 2,637th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The State of Franklin ExplorerAnarchy“Across the Wilds, the Great White North”
2.The Empire of BriantoniaNew York Times Democracy“Im some random kid with my dad”