The New InquisitionWorld Census

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in The New Inquisition

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

1.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
2.	The Right-Wing Utopia of Vortyd	Right-wing Utopia	“Who dares wins”
3.	The Sultanate of Algivore City	Corporate Bordello	“This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!”
4.	The Imperial Inquisition of Juhlazar	Father Knows Best State	“Only the Strong prevail in Juhlazar”
5.	The Great German Empire of New Awesome Prussia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Your vital regions have been seized by Prussia.”