The Highest Crime Rates in The Moon
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Free Land of The Coneheads | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Consume Massive Quantities!” | |
3. | The Colony of Feynland Luna | Anarchy | “One small step for Feynland, one giant leap for mankind” | |
4. | The Powers of Modhammer | Moralistic Democracy | “Mødhammer, der stillhet og drømmer gror.” | |
5. | The Sea of Tranquility | Left-Leaning College State | “Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” | |
6. | The Republic of Catenaccio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best defense is a good italian” | |
7. | The Republic of Merctor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
8. | The Republic of Hachi-ju-ni | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
9. | The Holy Empire of Shadow Archangels 3 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Blessed be Pope Shadow” | |
10. | The Republic of The North Pacific Security Officer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” |