The KuK PatriarchyWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The KuK Patriarchy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The KuK Patriarchy is ranked 266^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Capitalistic State of Bratola Suru	Corporate Police State	“Ignore these people at the window, they are poor.”
2.	The Constitutional Monarchy of KuK of the Opressive	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Fear none, slay all, the code of a viking”
3.	The Faithful Worshippers of Federal Public of Licensed HumanS	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Praised be upon the Lord Herlakes.”