The Great WonderlandWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Great Wonderland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Great Wonderland is ranked 15,758^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Cute little Dumpling of Fortitudinem	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Life, like flame, creates light. It also consumes all.”
2.	The Reborn Nation of Supreme Daein	Corporate Bordello	“Rebirth is an odd circumstance, no?”
3.	The Wǣdastrynd Āgenwissung of Holy Altmoran Empire	Father Knows Best State	“Wiþ Æsƿenfriā ġē Fæderēðel”