The Graveyard World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Graveyard

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Graveyard is ranked 8,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Hellhole of FudgedupCorporate Police State“It's just a prank bro!”
2.The Grim Reaper of TDS of the GraveInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Graveyard's gatekeeper”
3.The Republic of 7 SheepFather Knows Best State“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.The Republic of 1 SheepAuthoritarian Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
5.The Republic of Paul the Pirate PenguinFather Knows Best State“Might Makes Right”
6.The Republic of Beatz Farmer 10Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
7.The Free Land of 0_18Anarchy“new motto”
8.The Republic of Beatz Farmer 6Democratic Socialists“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.The Republic of Smiling Farmer 6Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”
10.The Country of Utopian PrincipalaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Come stay at the Utopian Principala”
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