The Empire of FriendshipWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The Empire of Friendship

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

1.	The Democratic People's Kingdom of Swietenia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Vox populi vox dei”
2.	The Mother Empire of Retro Lyra	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Boni Amici, Boni Libri, et Conscientia Somnolenta.”
3.	The Technocracy of Ozzy	Compulsory Consumerist State	“All hail the all knowing Ozzy.”
4.	The Republic of Swiftyshire	Corporate Police State	“Anger reveals”
5.	The Roaming Bands of The Unknown Army	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The sun always shines on TV.”
6.	The Vulpine Empire of Kitsune France	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Corporations are magic.”
7.	The Multiverse of Third Kingdom	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The spice must flow!”