The Fattest Citizens in The Embassy
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Embassy is ranked 8,576th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
11. | The Most Serene Republic of Saltmoras | New York Times Democracy | “Safety, Security, Unity” | |
12. | The Incorporated States of Elon Muskland | Capitalist Paradise | “I would like to die on Mars.” | |
13. | The United States of Americu | Capitalist Paradise | “In God we trust” | |
14. | The Federal Republic of Novla | Corporate Bordello | “Safety of the North is the Key to All” | |
15. | The Empire of Whispiton | New York Times Democracy | “WEEEEEE love CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” | |
16. | The Republic of Science Fiction | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
17. | The Dominion of Fundy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A spy's diary, nothing more” | |
18. | The Colony of The Embassy Guardian | New York Times Democracy | “FOUNDERLESS.NET” | |
19. | The Republic of Chanavile | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Prospero Paix Justicio” | |
20. | The Music Box Dancer of Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau | Left-Leaning College State | “A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream” |