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The Fattest Citizens in The Embassy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 8,576th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

11.The Most Serene Republic of SaltmorasNew York Times Democracy“Safety, Security, Unity”
12.The Incorporated States of Elon MusklandCapitalist Paradise“I would like to die on Mars.”
13.The United States of AmericuCapitalist Paradise“In God we trust”
14.The Federal Republic of NovlaCorporate Bordello“Safety of the North is the Key to All”
15.The Empire of WhispitonNew York Times Democracy“WEEEEEE love CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
16.The Republic of Science FictionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
17.The Dominion of FundyCivil Rights Lovefest“A spy's diary, nothing more”
18.The Colony of The Embassy GuardianNew York Times Democracy“FOUNDERLESS.NET”
19.The Republic of ChanavileInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Prospero Paix Justicio”
20.The Music Box Dancer of Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine FreneauLeft-Leaning College State“A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream”
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