The East Pacific World Census

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.


1.	The United States of Greater Somalia	Left-wing Utopia	“For my clan”
2.	The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa	Democratic Socialists	“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
3.	The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare	Democratic Socialists	“Bush sucks!”
4.	The Free Land of Unger under over	Democratic Socialists	“WAH”
5.	The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”
6.	The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country	Democratic Socialists	“God is Dead”
7.	The Place of Adavan	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“All play and no work.”
8.	The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We come in peace!”
9.	The Republic of Haha458	Authoritarian Democracy	“Duty, Power, Victory”
10.	The Federation of Seri Tai Republic	Left-Leaning College State	“Truth,Order,Duty”

The East PacificWorld Census