The Dumpster Dog CoalitionWorld Census

The Safest in The Dumpster Dog Coalition

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Dumpster Dog Coalition is ranked 951^st in the world for Safest.

1.	The Holy Gold Cairn of West Minorin	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Brains from Moon”