The DumpfireWorld Census

The Safest in The Dumpfire

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Dumpfire is ranked 23,668^th in the world for Safest.

1.	The Oppressed Peoples of Agrir	Democratic Socialists	“Mission Accomplished”
2.	The Watered-Down Hell of Firedump	Psychotic Dictatorship	“EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE”
3.	The Fiery Heaven of Dumpfire Founder	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Founded.”
4.	The Fiery Purgatory of Embassy Creator	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Please accept. I'm desperate, just one more embassy!”
5.	The Fiery Hell of Dumpfire	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You should send an embassy request to The Dumpfire.”