The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The DankLeft Commune
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Proletarian Coalition of Alcala-Cordel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution.” | |
2. | The Republic of Anarcho-LibDelaware | Capitalizt | “Freedom” | |
3. | The Republic of Annotasia | Left-wing Utopia | “Si erudis populum, tum liberas.” | |
4. | The Republic of Are Mandootch | Corporate Police State | “Might Makes Right” | |
5. | The Community of Aristean | Left-wing Utopia | “Leftist Unity Forever” | |
6. | The Republic of District Line 34 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
7. | The Republic of Farders | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
8. | The Republic of Fri Grats | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
9. | The Protectorate of Gods Goatee | Moralistic Democracy | “I moustache you to leave.” | |
10. | The People's Republic of Greater Toronto | Democratic Socialists | “Don't tread on me” |